The Zebra goes to heaven and approaches God with the question that has been on his mind for years.

"God," he asks, "am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?"

"You are what you are." Answered God.

Pondering this answer for years the Zebra eventualy approaches St Peter and explains what went on.

"Well, that's easy." Says Peter. "You are white."

"How do you figure that out?" asks the Zebra.

"Well, if you were black he would have said you is what you is..."

No offence intended to anyone but perhaps the issue of race is as ridiculous as the above example?

:D (tG)