You're making me hungry!!

Forever is a long time,
Your life you cannot plan.
I want to tell you this, my dear -
I love you more than spam.

Life is short, or brief.
The sandwich of time pauses for no man
Or cat or dog whose food looks and smells
Remarkably like spam.

So when I say I love you
Compare yourself if you can
To the over-processed, over-priced, pink, salty, barf-inspiring meat flavoured food
Called Spam.

Apologies for lack of scantion etc. I'm on my way to work, and haste makes for bad rhyming and rhythmning!

-Callie