What did the drummer get on his IQ Test.

Drool.

Whats the first thing a drummer says when he goes to work?

"Would you like that with fries?

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

"Oh wow! Is it, like, dark?

Why did the drummer marry the accordian player?

Upward mobility.

Troll ( who actually likes drummers but can't resist a joke)