And then theres the one about the Indian chief who had to sit in the hotel lobby because he didn't have a reservation. (and it only gets worse)

Drunk walks into a bar. 'bartender. If I can show you something you've never seen will you give me a drink?" "sure" says the barkeep and with that the man pulls a tiny piano out of one pocket and a mouse out of another. The mouse sits down at the piano and starts to play and it is very evident that he can REALLY play piano."Thats incredable!" sez the barkeep. "You ain't seen nothing." sez the drunk. From another pocket he takes a frog who begins to sing. Jazz, soul, rock, funk, the frog does it all."Good for another drink/" sez the drunk and the drink is forthcoming.

Another man has been watching all this in amazment and comes over."I'm a T.V. producer and I'll give you $50,000 for the pair." "Aw" sez the drunk,"I couldn't do that. I mean I've had em a long time." But the man insists and finally the drunk agrees to sell the frog for $50,000.

The man pays him and walks out with his prizeand the barkeep sez"Man, are you nuts? Breaking up an act like that?"

The drunk grins."He didn't get such a good deal. You see, the mouse is a ventriloquist!"

troll(who warned you)