The lord of the Spam is a jolly little elf.

You can find him in a can on the supermarket shelf.

You can share him with a friend,you can keep him for yourself,

The lord of the Spam takes care of your health.

Ch. Spam, Spam, wherever you may be.

I am the lord of the Spam said he.

I live in a can with a little metal key,

And I'll teach you all to love Spam, said he.

Now we don't know where it comes from and we don't know what it's for,

But we know that it will laqst through a thermonuclear war.

You can eat it in a sandwich, you can tile your bathroom floor.

These are not the only uses hteres about a zillion more for

ch.

sung to the tune of "Lord Of The Dance". No, I didn't write it. I wish I had.

troll