Dave The A.M. says his wife is a perfect angel. He's lucky - mine is still alive. My friend Murphy went to vist his old granny in the nursing home. All the while he's visiting, he's eating peanuts from a bowl on her nightstand, until without realizing it, he's eaten them all. As he's about to leave, he says, "granny, I'm sorry I've eaten all your peanuts, but don't worry, I'll bring some more tomorrow." She says, "You don't have to do that. I just suck the chocolate off them, anyway." So Murphy goes into the next room to visit his 95 year old granddad. As he enters the room, the nurse is putting the old guy down for the night. She says, "Come on Grandpa Murphy, it's bedtime. That means it's time for your hot chocolate and Viagra." Murphy takes the nurse aside and says, "What's this about hot chocolate and Viagra?" She says, "Oh, it's wonderful. The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra keeps him from rolling out of bed." All the best, Helen.