Do you twitch or hop around when you talk, do you wave your hands excitedly, do you have an endearing little verbal trait, like a slight lisp, or the inability to pwonounce you Rs? Do you wear eccentric and/or colourful clothing, or go without shoes or some such odd manner of dressing?
If so then you stand a very good chance of getting your own programme.
BTW if you are female busty, and don't wear a bra so much the better!
Giok