My hotdog had puppies, oh what shall I do?
They've gone and turned my house into a zoo
First they run here and next they run there
Please, somebody help get them out of my hair
Oh despair!
Fol the diddle dogs rotty dogs rotty dogs

They sleep on the table when I want to eat
And they loll on my sofa when I want a seat
When I want to walk they quite cover the floor
And when I try to sleep, there's no peace anymore
What a chore!
Fol the diddle dogs rotty dogs rotty dogs

I remember a wish I had when quite small
For a truckload of hotdogs, and I'd eat them all
Well now it seems like that wish has come true
But they don't understand when I tell them to "shoo!"
Tell them "shoo!"
Fol the diddle dogs rotty dogs rotty dogs

Their barking and whining was tiring enough
But now they've got mustard all over my stuff
There's relish and ketchup on my furniture
Oh Heavens, I wish for the past days that were
That there were
Fol the diddle dogs rotty dogs rotty dogs

Life used to happy, but now it's no fun
With the thousands that sprang from my frankfurter bun
There seems no way now to get rid of them all
The dogcatcher man, he won't return my call
Oh the gall!
Fol the diddle dogs rotty dogs rotty dogs

Now listen my friends, take a warning from me
Beware of this sausage from fair Germany
The ones on the bun will give your life a bump
But beware of those Ballparks when they start to plump
Out they jump!
Fol the diddle dogs rotty dogs rotty dogs!


--Mbo