With all due respect to my good friend Amos, I live a solitary life and that's the way it will remain. I once cohabitated with an ill-tempered bi#ch of a mountain lion, snarling and hissing all the time, and she never did get used to me. I doubt you and I would have any luck, either. Besides, I would never understand you when you speak:

"Very well then, Winston. If you see fit to air this sort of utter rubbish on a public forum and embarass our family, then I must counter by pointing out that the amount of money you spend on hard liquor and carousing with your aimless and totally worthless so-called "friends"...(Ha! They're nothing but a bunch of wastrels and pathetic hangers-on who enjoy drinking up our collective inheritance and murdering defenceless wild animals in their spare time.)...yes, Winston, darling, that amount of money squandered by you on your idiotic pursuits would no doubt be sufficient to end poverty in some small country somewhere."

Just call him an arsehole and be done with it.