These colouful characters have only started to sneak into my email inbox in the past week or so.
I can just picture my new-found friends now:
Raclaw Culton: banjo player from the Rocky Mountains, beard, check shirt, fur trapper's hat (is he a Mudcatter ?) Dand Dapolito: Mediterranean smooth guy, greased back hair, pencil-thin moustache, clutching red rose between his teeth Ariadna Kemp: fluttery drama teacher, rainbow scarves, beads, dangly ear-rings, penchant for gin Jacopo Leitner: that famous teutonic philosopher, founder of the Bockwurst Principle Kazimiera Bevins: International Woman of Mystery, dark glasses, leopardskin coat, cigarette holder; accept a drink (or "pharmacy products") from this woman at your peril.
Kazimiera's website went by the wonderful name of "Tuihadefungase": Sounds rather nasty to me. If I was suffering from THAT, I think I would need all her pharmacy products and more besides.