You guys can coin in your Nigerian millions, and I promise I won't get jealous! I've spotted wonderful original guitars on ebay (Les Pauls, Gretsch, Strats and many, many more) all going at ludicrously low prices in China! I presume this must have been a shipment that went astray, or maybe China's biggest guitar collectors are parting with some goodies. Either way, I've remortgaged the house and trained the kids to wriggle up chimneys with a brush, so I can invest EVERYTHING in this opportunity!

Oh rats, now I've told you, everyone will be buying them!