Yeeeeeehaaaa! A Fountain Pen theory of Pickle Rejuvenation! I love it, Micca!

Ce qui savent touts les hommes:
Il faut toujours remplir, remplir!
Mais pour les femmes, n'en disent rien;
Mieux que ce soit toujours mystere!

(Traduction d'l'apache:)

That which all men know:
You must always refill, refill!
But for the ladies, they say nothing about that;
Better it should remain a mystery!

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