Evidently, I'm "heathen" &/or "pagan" according to the definition as announced by certain fundamental "Christians" I've known. the definition being anyone who does not attend their church--I'm not making this up. Some refer to others who go to a quite similar church as "almost christians."

I prefer to think of myself as a either member of Reverand Leroy's (Flip Wilson) "The Church Of What's Happenin' Now!" or The Church Of NOB (None Of The Above).