at the end of the day the reason why morris offspring get audiences and some crazy people actually like them is becuase they have a gimmick, which is theyre artsy fartsy kinda like cheerleader routines, theyre are a bunch of dancers, who need this gimmick to make them appear good. However theres other teams like dogrose and hexham who were mentioned above who's gimmick is dancing well and making the dances look interesting while still keeping the tradition alive, perhaps morris offspring could try that?