I kind of get the idea for LEJ's hunt & pecker joke, but I'm still working on the safeway joke from Molly Malone.

Annap,

On the Oz national news this morning there was a story about a man from near Newcastle, where I live, who got into a fight last night and got his "Peter" cut off. Rushed to a Sydney (state capital, 100 miles south) hospital for emergency surgery - so a very timely joke.

Also, Annap, I am working my butt off looking for another job, but they aren't so easy to find. I'll do it though, soon, I'm determined. We've got a mediation session booked on Friday morning with the local Community Justice Centre so we'll see what outcomes (probably not much change) we get out of that. That's only to give me some breathing space to find another job, though. At least the HR Manager stopped him from readvertising my job just after Christmas.

Helen