"How do you get an elepahnt into a Safeway bag"
"I dunno"
"First you take the 'S' out of 'Safe'"
"Umm, okay..."
"Then you take the 'F' out of 'way..."
"Ummm...wait...hey! There is no eff in Way"
"Right."
Then you roll around on the floor simpering like a mad thing...