The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #89791   Message #1830474
Posted By: dick greenhaus
09-Sep-06 - 12:47 AM
Thread Name: BS: People poking crocodiles
Subject: RE: BS: People poking crocodiles
The Purist

I give you now Professor Twist,
A conscientious scientist.
Trustees exclaimed, "He never bungles!"
And sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside,
Once day he missed his loving bride.
She had, the guide informed him later,
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
"You mean," he said, "a crocodile."

--Ogden Nash, from Verses from 1929 On