Hi Helen, This is a mad Cornishman from Ireland. Confused, well that makes to of us. So, you lost your sense of humour, happens to the worst of us. Anyway I thought I'd tell you about a friend of mine called Denzil Pen-Burthie who walked into the pub the other week with a lump of dog shit in his hand and said to me "look what I nearly trod in!!!!!!!!!" But you'll have to excuse old Denzil as he's a six pack short of a can (yes he is that thick). Anyway you keep you chin up my lover and I'll speak to you soon (oh god no she says hehehehehehe)