Go on then; see if you can work out where these lines are from (the first one is country; the others are folk):

1. Somebody spread the rumour that you had lost your life, least that's the way I heard it and what I told my wife

2. Her eyes are like the setting sun, her teeth as white as pearl

3. Water drinkers are dull arses

4. (For) I'll crow like a cock and I'll carol like a lark

5. ....to buy a hunk of bacon and a lump of mouldy cheese