Wondering if anyone remembers this snippet of a song that's been running around in my head for about 25 years. Seems to me it concerned an Indian who was from a town in Canada called Bowlegs. When things got tough for him, he would

"Call in the dogs
Piss on the fire
and head on back to Bowlegs"

Thanks to gargoyle for reminding me about this one, in the New Members February 22 Thread.