Well, that's me zinged! And in ALL CAPS, no less! Because, dude, if you want to make a point, DOING IT IN ALL CAPS IS ABSOLUTELY THE WAY TO GO. Thank you Jesus, for giving us the caps lock key! Although I imagine you're an old fashioned fella, and stick to holding down the shift key... like your grandpappy did.

Anyways, now that you've utterly destroyed my self-esteem,

what about an answer to my question? Which ("Ooh, how does he make that text bold? Is that another key?") torture victims won't you be crying over?

---Lepus Rex