He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed.

When he told a joke you would chortle for days.

All day long I'd biddy-biddy-bum If I were a wealthy man.

Ive got fire water right on my breath
And the doctor warned me I might catch a death.

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime.

But the education of no man or boy is complete
Until he has witnessed this shocking spectacle.