This thread is a flippin' joke, eh? First of all it was started by the that fliphead, Little Hawk. Ha! The guy don't play no good electric music at all, just dumb acoostik folk stuff. Second of all it was done so's he could get in bed with Winona-flippin'-Ryder! She ain't so hot, eh? If he was aimin' for Shania Twain then I could see it. Third of all he expects to get Winona for a flippin' lousy 5,000 posts!!! What a moron. 50,000 would be more realistic, eh? I bet she wouldn't even do him for that many! Ha! Ha! She'd do me though. I betcha for free too! Fifth of all this stupid thread crawls like a sick worm and it's losin' ground to MY majorly cool and deadly thread which aims for 85 BILLION posts. I think BIG, eh? I will be able to lay any chick in the flippin' WORLD when my thread reaches 85 BILLION. Count on it. I am the Man.

- Shane