Ah, Shane. Do you know how much you now owe the public library? Yes, yes, I know you don't have a library card, or didn't until a few minutes ago. I know you can't even read. But I'll bet you didn't know that you now have over a two thousand dollars owing to the public library, did you? And you know, in Ontario they send the OPP after deadbeats who owe money to governmental agencies like public libraries.

I'll bet you didn't know that I ran the computers for a public library from over ten years, either.

Say "Hi!" to all your friends in Kingston.