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Thread #18499   Message #183382
Posted By: Bert
23-Feb-00 - 11:19 AM
Thread Name: Barky's original Song Challenge
Subject: Barky's original Song Challenge
Back to Barky's 'Original' Challenge here

Down on Barky's farm

Chorus 1...
down on Barky's Farm
down on Barky's Farm
There are sausages on trees and they're swaying in the breeze
down on Barky's Farm

We've got cotton sheep and Nylon sheep and polyester sheep
and they grow the silk pajamas that you wear when you're asleep
and they graze upon the Astroturf that grows by Barky's Creek
down on Barky's Farm

Chorus 2...
down on Barky's Farm
down on Barky's Farm
and there's chickens with three legs laying colored Easter Eggs
down on Barky's Farm

We've got flocks and flocks of variegated porcupines
Some of them grow toothpicks instead of nasty spines
and some of them grow corkscrews for opening your wines
down on Barky's Farm

Chorus 3...
down on Barky's Farm
down on Barky's Farm
To grow donuts we plant rows and rows of Cheerios
down on Barky's Farm

We've a great big herd of pumpkins, some are big and some are small
You really ought to join us for the roundup in the fall
We catch 'em and we brand 'em and we sell 'em from a stall
down on Barky's Farm

Chorus 1... All together now!
Chorus 2... ONE more TIME
Chorus 3...