The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82010 Message #1833824
Posted By: GUEST,thurg
13-Sep-06 - 05:23 PM
Thread Name: worst rhyme ever
Subject: RE: worst rhyme ever
Don't forget the great Cowardly Lion:
Dorothy: What would you do if you met an elephant?
Lion: I'd wrap him up in cellophant!
Tin Man: What if you met a rhinocerous?
Lion: Imposserous!
Scarecrow: What if you met a tyrannosaurous?
Lion: I'd show him who's king of the fores'!
And then there's:
Lion: Who put the ape in ape-ricot?
What do they got that I ain't got?
Courage!