Also, heard on a movie review - "performances in this film were uniformly outstanding."
I sat there and thought... UNIFORMLY outstanding? Uniformly OUTSTANDING? I mean, if they were uniform, then none stood out...

I felt like the android (Norman! Coordinate!) in that Star Trek where he's first told that "everything Mudd says is a lie" and then Mudd, wickedly twinkling, says "I am lying..."