Esperanto, Volapuk, if we can find them, we'll use them. Slam in a llama, Sam! All animals!

If The Distant Drum
(Pass the Gym to the Hole)

Me and they me seek from the distance
From the distance where sound of the distant drum is heard,
In order to come, then I go and must be restricted


Me whose so Mary waits that you get married me,
Is slow even excessively and loves if me perhaps
Always there where for the present now it is, Mary it loves to be,
Mary me who gets married and if always us who can be made before

As for me who will share in the distance
Where you inquire about that sound of the bugle blows,
And they call in the distance,
And me you must go, crossing the sea, so wildness and Gray.   

So, perhaps and, if Mary it loves me perhaps
Gets married date of our weddings is changed
Because of the distant drum where Mary waits me,
Me in order now to love, always there, it is,
Mary me who get married for the present it is