Dont know about tough its flippin wet. Bin torrential since last night, we've got the only 'orses with webbed feet!
I asked him if he were ploughin' 'e said ploughin', ploughin', Yom piggin' swimmin!

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant

Thats all, must do some work gettin funny looks!