Re, see Breezy, should that be sea breezy, just say Hi. No advice, but a word of wisdom, if he insists in sitting on Padstow harbour with his back to the water please make sure there is a rail behind. One day somebody is going to trip, and it will all end in a great big splash! and I'd hate his little gnome to get wet.

Re divorce: You may recall about 10 years ago a fake 'road rage' case. The couple were parked outside a cottage when the boyfriend was stabbed to death, a man and a woman in the cottage and later had to give witness statements to the police. What a shock the husband had when he read the story in the paper! He was away on business at the time! Think about it? Result - divorce.

Maybe Catherine could write a song about it - The ballad of something or other.