How about

See the tree how big it's grown
but friends it hasn't been to long it wasn't big
I laughed at her and she got mad
the first day that she planted it was just a twig

Bobby Goldsboro "Honey"

I know it rhymes but it is such a stupid line from such a stupid song that I think it fits the theme.

Sorry to anyone who goes around singing it in their head for the rest of the day.