When my older sister was two, and a second child (me) was Being Taken Under Advisement, my mother's brother came to visit and for some strange reason my mother let him and my dad take my sister shopping in the town.

They came back with nothing that was on mum's shopping list, but they did bring back a Spike Jones 78 of Chinese Mule Train, declaring that my sister demanded that they buy it. Ya. Sure. The kid was 2.

It's still around the house somewhere. Hysterically funny, even though it's terribly Politically Incorrect!

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