Thanks Earl,I am glad to hear of the Memphis Slim version. If you transcribe it, put it on the database. There is nothing under [If you see Kay] at the moment.
I will put the CD on my wish list.
It isn't the one I had in mind, because the one I remember doesn't hit you with "If you see Kay" until the very end of the song, making a better joke, albeit a less bawdy song.
"My" version is also all talking rather than singing with a blues piano accompaniment.
Murray