Really??? Imagine that. You surprise me, Mario. My impression was that I had done an absolutely sterling performance on that part. Surely you jest? Leonard....you know...Leonard Nimoy?...told me I did an "unforgettable" job on that one, and he wouldn't lie, would he? Of course not.

In any case, if it takes you "years to recover" from merely seeing a dramatic film, what are you going to do if something genuinely serious comes along in your life?

I think you should give that some careful consideration, Mario. Therapy might be called for...