The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1835497
Posted By: Rapparee
15-Sep-06 - 03:35 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Get thee to some bordello more suiting your fevered, shrunken brain.

Well now, that's were I met Emmy. I was playing trumpet with the Salvation Army band and the "girls" invited us in for tea and cookies because it was quite cold and wet outside that night. We managed to "save" Emmy from the bordello, but that was all we saved her from.

You see, she was going to tread the Primrose Path but our little group brought her to her senses before she had done much more than vaguely discuss the job with the Madam (who didn't want her anyway -- Emmy would have been nothing but trouble, considering who her father was and all).

Besides, she had a much better time on her own and got to keep all the money.