Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
Who put the bop in the bop sh-bop sh-bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?
Who put the c*nt in Scunthorpe?


Anyone else heard this - or just me?

Sorry , it's got bugger all to do with rhyming!

BTW, Lehrer is king!!