I do NOT appreciate grapes with seeds!

I believe that all journalists who do not agree with me 100% whould be replaced with ones who do--then go after all the politicians who don't agree with me.

Why couldn't my neices & nephews have bought me a phaser which actually works as a phaser, instead of just being a remote control device for my tv that makes fun, phasery star trek noises.

How come I had to hear on the news instead of finding out in person about the atm machine that gave $20's instead of $5's?!

And why is it that in the rare event that I have played the lottery when it got well over $100 million, those dirty *+$%*^#@'s cheated & chose the wrong number?!!!?