Why is it that whenever I have a good sized gap in front of me (like the recommended 2 chevrons or 3 second gap), some impatient bastard pulls into it, just so they can get one car further ahead of me....

And why is it that when I drive in a bus lane before time by accident (the times had been changed the day previously and I hadn't realised) I get 'snapped and zapped', but the 8 bastards who undertook me yesterday evening in a 24hr bus lane, and then pulled in front of me with millimetres to spare will probably get away with it?

Oh, and the toothache is an abcess now... mega voltage anti-biotics after a sleepless night in screaming agony is helping a lot.

LTS