Jeri,

"most conspiracy theorists are a few IQ points short of a Labrador Retreiver's bowling score"

I must object.

Item one: it is not "most," it is ALL conspiracy theorists in this particular case. (some conspiracies, such as what caused the destruction of the Hindenburg, are entertaining to discuss).

Item two: why must you denigrate the athletic achievement of a most noble and beautiful creature to illustrate the shear stupidity of those who claim to "know" something that is absurd? As a fellow dawg I must send a muted growl in your general direction.

Your ability to verbally paint a picture with such stunning accuracy and detail is hereby noted, however. I heartily wag my tail in approval.

Freightdawg