I doubt yours is any more interesting than mine...

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And now back to our regularly scheduled self obsession...

Actually, now that I mention it... my navel is absolutely engrossing too! Oh how inspiring this all is! You know... properly rhymed and chorded, my introspective inflections and reflections on my navel are MUCH DEEPER than they first appear! ...and with the right marketing...
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