Does anyone know the limerick about the woman who ate the apple that went bad, and the last line is something about "It turned in side her inside into cider"?
There once was a Frenchman named Jock,
Who's love life kept him up 'round the clock,
The maidens revered him,
And some of them feared him,
Because he had a 19 inch.....





Scar, that ran right down the side of his face.;)