Anyone remember Horace Spatula, voice of the Amazing Infra-Draw Method on Radio Luxembourg in the 1950's? 'I have personally won over three million pounds.........' For full nostalgic effect, read that out with the voice fading to a crackle of static half-way.) Now he was the man - nobody 'owned' him!

Sorry, Auslanders, it's a Brit thing, and elderly Brits at that. (retires hurt, humming 'By The Time I Get To Keynsham')