"This conspiracy theory proposes that GWB, while being too stupid and incompetent to tie his shoes and eat a pretzel, is somehow cunning enough to pull this off in complete secrecy"

... sorta like when after all the bullying at work I went thru, and they sent me for an IQ test, they then tried to claim that I had 'faked' the test to pretend that I was much smarter than I really was... :-)