i'm avin some mates around for a private garden party piss up in me shed..

i'm running an extension cable out through the kitchen window
to power the disco

and me uncle ted will sing a few good old pub songs
and bash out some tunes on his bontempi organ

all you rich posh ****s with yer county estates
and big marquess for yer music industry contacts celebrity entertainers

aint invited

so **** yers all