"Bobby Kennedy left word with Marilyn Monroe's housekeeper that should someone fly a plane into an as yet unbuilt structure in New York, she was to give up her telemarketing job and call the ghost of Lee Harvey Oswald so he could ship an unused, leftover, Walmart, torpedo from the sinking of the Indianapolis to Sammy the Bull Gravano so he could plant it 25 years earlier during the construction of the WTC and then be exploded on 9/11 by gay Boy Scouts driving giant American Fuckyoumobiles and working for Orthodox Jews driven crazy from eating non kosher hassenpfeffer on an oil tanker. And behind it all was the current Chief of the Mudcat Editing Team."

catspaw might be close but I hate to break it to you, Sammy the Bull didn't do explosives, he preferred piano wire or his nickel plated 45.

That leaves Bob Novak.