"The best bit of you ran down your mother's leg"

You have/XYZ has "A face like a slapped arse"

You look/XYZ looks "like a wasp licking piss off a nettle"
(well it makes a change from "A bulldog chewing a wasp").


Once said of a self important politician:-
"There, but for the grace of God, goes God"

Or for someone who keeps getting into one's line of sight:-
"You might be a pain - but you're not a window pane!"

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