NAW, Troll I may betimes need motherin' myself you see. I have far too many responsibilities as it is!! (Quoting my stepdaughter who just wafted by the door...).

Perhaps I may from time to time be persuaded by circumstances to wear the black drover's coat, strap on the .357, and make peace. Ah, the scent of a woman has nothing on Hoppe's... As the woman said to the dentist (cradling his testicles gently but firmly in her fist as he bent to begin work on her teeth), "Now we're not going to hurt each other, doctor, are we?

Oh Sh*t!! That IS being a mother!

Besides, I am also not ready for the kind of meaningful relationship with Max that would be necessary to be the mommie. And if I agreed I know someone would expect me to play house.

Naw, I'll keep it as it is. If I change my mind you can call me Wendee.