The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #94824 Message #1838494
Posted By: frogprince
19-Sep-06 - 02:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: Of storks and cabbage leaves
Subject: BS: Of storks and cabbage leaves
At what age did one of your parents set you down for "the talk" about human reproduction? Or did it simply never happen, as at our house?
Personally, I remember two childhood moments related to this, though I have little idea now about my exact age, and I'm not quite sure which moment came first.
My mother, my older sister, and myself sat listening to a newscast on the big console radio. The speaker told of a male who was discharged from the army, and discovered that his papers stated the reason for his discharge as "pregnancy". I said, "What does that mean". My sister started to answer, but my mother shot a stern look at her and said, "It means he broke his leg".
I suspect the other incident was later, because I had put some few facts together by observation. I remember asking my mother, "How do women's bodies know not to have babies until they're married". (Obviously I had never heard of unwed motherhood at the time). As I remember, she didn't lie to me at the time; she simply refused to answer.
I proceeded to grow up on the farm, learn some things from observing livestock, read enough on the sly to fill in a few more basics, and live with a few ..ahh... gross misconceptions provided by equally ignorant peers. Eventually I muddled through, though I really think I was more muddled for a while than really necessary.