Oh dear, what can the matter be,
Bush and Amadijad locked in the lavatory;
They were there from Sunday to Saturday;
Nobody knew they were there!

They were pissed and you would be too,
The push-button lock jammed and there was naught to do;
Amadijab prayed to Allah but couldn't get through;
There was no justice en lieu.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble