Oh the joys of a self-conscious mother.... my dearest mama couldn't even bring herself to mention the words, let alone what they did... which lead me to believe my grandmother died of lung cancer rather than the breast cancer she really had.... consequently, I've been as honest as I can with Limpit with the books of Babette Cole , 'Mummy laid an egg' and 'Hair in funny places' so now Limpit knows how, why, with what and to whom.

My sister told me the rest... thank God I never believed more than half of what she said or else I'd be a screaming virginal basket case.

LTS